Sunday, October 31, 2004

redskins curse

As you may or may not know, there is a 100% correlation between how the Washington Redskins do in their last home game and the Presidential election. When the Redskins win, so does the incumbent party.

The Redskins lost today, signalling a Kerry victory.

Interestingly, the Redskins scored the winning touchdown in the last few minutes of the game -- only to have it taken away by an official who spotted an infraction invisible to all other observers.

(A number of announcers immediately assumed that the official has a Kerry button tatooed to his ass.)

(I don't doubt it for a second.)

The sad conclusion is that Kerry will win on Tuesday (or sometime, maybe much later), but that "officials" of some type will be needed to make it happen.

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